Crackers Martinis & Cocktails

The Real : Bombay Dry Gin, Vermouth, Olive.
Retro Done Right. $8

The L.B.M . : Finlandia Vodka w/ a Lemon Twist.
Simple Yet Elegant. $8

The L.B.C . : Finlandia Cranberry, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Lime Twist.
It's Clearly Better $8

Loudmouth Soup : Bombay Dry Gin, Vermouth, Olive Juice, Extra Olives.
How Many Did YOU Have? $8.5

Purple Haze : Finlandia Vodka, Blue Curacao, Cranberry Juice.
The Martini or the Beer? $8

Dreamsicle : Stoli Vanil, Triple Sec, Splash of O.J., Cream.
You're All Grown Up Now. $8.5

S.P.F. 42 : Creme de Banana, Malibu Rum, Pineapple Juice.
Protection for the Inside. $8

Austin : Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Chambord, Triple Sec, Sour Mix.
Patent Pending $8

Watermelon & Basil : Watermelon Liquer, Basil, Tequila, Lemoncello, Ginger Ale.
You Should Have More Fruit in Your Diet. $9.5

Red Snapper : Crown Royal, Amaretto, Cranberry Juice.
You Should Have More Fish in Your Diet. $8

Side Car : Remy V.S.O.P., Lemon Juice, Cointreau, Cherry, Sugar Rim.
A Little Scary but So Much Fun. $10

Dean Martini : Bombay Dry Gin, Vermouth, Lucky Strike.
Best After 9 P.M. $8.5

Oatmeal Cookie : Bailey's, Jagermeister, Butterscotch, Gold Rush.
Like Dessert...Should Be Had Last. $10

JOLLY RANCHER : FINLANDIA VODKA, MIDORI, TRIPLE SEC, SPLASH OF SPRITE.
CANDY IS DANDY. $7

RED HEADED SLUT : JAGERMEISTER, PEACH SCHNAPPS, CRANBERRY JUICE.
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE. $7

SAZARAC : JIM BEAM BOURBON, PERNOD, SUGAR, BITTERS.
NEW ORLEANS IN A GLASS. $7.5

EL DIABLO : HORNITOS TEQUILA, LIME JUICE, GINGER ALE.
HE'S NOT SUCH A BAD GUY. $7

SOUTHERN BONDAGE : SOUTHERN COMFORT, AMARETTO, PEACH SCHNAPPS, TRIPLE SEC, CRANBERRY JUICE, SOUR MIX.
SAFETY WORD? $7.5

FORGETARITA : BEER, SAUZA GOLD TEQUILA, LIME JUICE, SOUR MIX.
NO REALLY, ITS GOOD. $8

RED NECK PUNCH : CORN WHISKEY, JUICES.
MULLET NOT REQUIRED. $6

ESPRESSO MARTINI : FINLANDIA VODKA, KAHLUA, W. CRÈME DE CACAO, DASH OF GODIVA DARK.
GOOD MORNING! $7.5

DOWNTOWNER : MAKERS MARK, AMARETTO, 7 UP, CHERRY.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. $7.5

RUSTY NAIL : DEWERS SCOTCH & DRAMBUIE.
TETANUS SHOT NOT INCLUDED. $10

FRENCH MARTINI : GRAY GOOSE VODKA, CHAMBORD, PINEAPPLE JUICE.
SAY LA V. $7

VELVET HAMMER : VODKA, W. CREME DE CACAO, CREAM.
YOU WONT FEEL A THING. $6.5

SCOTCHATINI : ARMADALE VODKA, DASH OF DEWARS SCOTCH,LEMON TWIST.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR KILT? $10

CARAMEL APPLE : APPLE PUCKER, BUTTERSCOTCH SCHNAPPS,DARK CRÈME DE CACAO.
NO SILLY STICK. $7

THE HOLY VESPER : TURI VODKA, TANQUERAY GIN, B&B, LEMON TWIST.
BOND, JAMES BOND. $10

ANOTHER DAMN SWEET DRINK : STOLI VANIL, STOLI RAZBERI, CHAMBORD, GODIVA WHITE CHOCOLATE, KISS.
GO AHEAD ORDER IT. $10

THE MAC : BACARDI SILVER, AMARETTO, O.J., SPRITE.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. $7.5

THE RUBY : CIROC VODKA, COINTREAU, SPLASH OF RED WINE, CHERRY.
PRETTY ALL THE WAY DOWN. $8

ROCK & ROLL : ROCK & RYE, RED BULL.
HOPE YOU HAVE PLANS. $8

MESCAL SUNRISE : MONTE ALBON MESCAL, O.J., DASH OF GRENADINE, DASH OF CHAMBORD.
TASTE THE SUNRISE. $8

CAUCASIAN : STOLI VANIL, TIA MARIA, CREAM.
WHO YOU CALLIN� CRACKER? $7

THE BOSS : PICK A TEQUILA, ICE, LIME.
YOU OWN THE JOINT. MARKET PRICE